So I went to the store to buy meat, but not any store will do. Had to nag my husband to take me there. It is a special store. They have the best meat in town. We enter the store, as usual it is busy as it should be. Had to grab few spices, and finally saw the meat nicely packed.
Told my husband, “ I found it. Let me go and just grab it and will be done”.
I grabbed the meat, and was going to leave with my husband, but then I saw a sudden commotion. I was going towards the crowd to see what happened.
Suddenly my husband took hold of my elbow and said, “ Let’s go, NOW!”
When we left the store, I asked, “ what happened? I wanted to know, why the commotion.”
My husband replied, “ Do you have any idea, what you have done?”
I said, “ What?”
My husband replied, “ Well, then listen, as usual the aloof you are, as you grabbed the meat, a man was standing behind you. Since you jumped to grab the meat, the man stepped back to give you space and he bumped in to another woman behind him. To make things worse, when the man was apologizing, he pat her back, and the woman got more offended; hence the commotion started. Do you understand, all this happened because of you?”
My reaction, “When did all this happen?!” and I couldn’t stop laughing.
A woman’s diary 